Dang. I'm beat. Was down at the pool floating around on my floaty thing, and an ant that was floating around without a floaty thing bit me. Hard. I dropped my Kindle in the deep end of the pool, right by the drain. Took me over an hour of diving down, poking and dragging the Kindle with the skimmer net, only to have it sucked back into the drain. When I dove down, I couldn't see it, even though our pool is nice and clear. I probably should have gone home and gotten my mask. My hair clip escaped to the drain, and having long hair didn't help with the rescue.
I finally dragged it into the almost shallow end with the skimmer pole. Our neighbor's sister brought her daughter and niece down, and she rescued it for me, along with my hair clip that was lost in the effort. My eyes are now a lovely shade of red from the chlorine, and I'm not sure the Kindle can be revived, despite having a waterproof case. Thankfully I have another one, this was my pool Kindle.