I went shopping for...but bought instead

[Myop]

I went shopping for an ice pick but bought a ice cream instead

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for an ice cream but bought an icicle instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a icicle and bought a squirt gun instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a squirt gun but bought a pistol instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a pistol and bought bullets instead

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for bullets but bought biscuits instead

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for biscuits but bought a pizza instead

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a pizza and bought hot wings instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for hot wings but bought a pigeon instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a pigeon and bought love birds instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for love birds but bought two vultures instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for vultures but bought poison instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for poison and bought a rat instead

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a rat but bought a raft instead and then sailed myself back home.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a raft and bought a rowboat instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a rowboat but bought a yacht instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a yacht but bought a island instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy an island, but I bought a Pina Colada instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a Pina colada and bought a peanut instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a peanut but bought some peanut butter instead.