I went shopping for...but bought instead

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a DVD cleaning kit, but I bought a water hose instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a water hose, but I bought a watermelon instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a watermelon but bought a fruit stand instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a fruit stand but bought a Monopoly game instead

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for a Monopoly game but bought a Yatzee game instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a Yahtzee game, but I bought a trip to Vegas instead.

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for a trip to vegas but bought a slot machine instead

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a slot machine but came home with a
washing maching instead

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for a washing machine but bought a wringer washer instead

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a wringer washer but bought a diamond ringer insteader

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a diamond wringer but bought a toothbrush instead

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for a toothbrush but bought tooth paste instead

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for toothpaste but bought some false teeth instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for some false teeth but bought some falsies instead!

Barbara

 

[SierraCook]

I went shopping for some falsies but bought some pantaloons instead!

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for pantaloons but bought a pontoon instead.

Barbara

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a pontoon, but I bought a sail boat instead.

 

[marigeorge]

I went shopping for a sail boat but brought a para-sailor instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a para-sailor and bought a parachute instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a parachute but I bought a pair of shoes instead.