I went shopping for...but bought instead

[pdswife]

Went shopping for a keg and got a pony instead

 

[middie]

Went shopping for a pony but got ended up with the pony express instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a pony express and bought an espresso instead.

 

[middie]

I went shopping for an espresso and bought a coffee bean instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a coffee bean and bought jelly beans instead.

 

[SierraCook]

I went shopping for a jelly beans and bought orange marmalade instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for orange marmalade and came home with orange juice instead

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for orange juice and came home with a juicer instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a juicer and bought a wine kit instead.

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a wine kit and got a grape lollypop instead

 

[SierraCook]

I went shopping for a grape lollypop and got a bald man instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a bald man and bought a bowling ball instead.

 

[deelady]

I went shopping for a bowling ball and bought a ping pong ball instead

 

[Neeney]

I went shopping for a ping pong ball and bought a tennis racket instead.

 

[quicksilver]

I went shopping for a tennis racket, and bought a meat rack instead

 

[deelady]

I went shopping for a meat rack and bought some beef jerky instead

 

[Neeney]

I went shopping for beef jerky but bought the DVD "The Jerk" instead.

 

[LPBeier]

(Oh, I am SOOO glad I didn't get the tennis racket for the third time! LOL!!)

I went shopping for "The Jerk" and bought a Jamaican cookbook instead.

 

[deelady]

I went shopping for a Jamaican cookbook and bought an Island instead!

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for an island and bought a u-shaped kitchen instead.