I went shopping for...but bought instead

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a greenhouse and ended up with green goddess salad dressing instead.

 

[Neeney]

I went shopping for green goddess dressing and bought a Zeus painting instead

 

[kitchenelf]

I went shopping for a Zeus painting and bought a pair of tennis shoes instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for tennis shoes and ended up with a racket instead.

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a racket and ended up with ear plugs instead

 

[sattie]

I went shopping for ear plugs and ended up with a box of kotex

 

[buckytom]

yeah, thanks sattie.

i went shopping for kotex, and had to buy a pair of balls instead.

umm, we might as well make them soccer balls, since if the first part is true, i might as well exaggerate.

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for soccerballs and ended up with goals instead

 

[sattie]

I went shopping for goals and ended up with golf irons.

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for irons and ended up with a few good steals instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went to the store to steal some irons but ended up buying a panini press instead.

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a panini press put ended up with a news paper instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a newspaper but bought a bird cage instead. (it will take a moment)

 

[pdswife]

nope..it didn't!

I went shopping for a bird cage and bought a boa instead
( think the movie THE BIRD CAGE)

 

[LPBeier]

(for mine, think....what is always joked about being on the bottom of a bird cage!)

I went shopping for a boa and bought a baby rattle instead.

 

[middie]

I went shopping for a baby rattle and ended up with a baby instead !

 

[miniman]

I went shopping for a baby (hope the CPS isn't reading this) and bought a puppy instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a puppy and bought a pet store instead.

 

[middie]

I went shopping for dog food at the pet store and bought a bird instead

 

[LPBeier]

Uh, Middie, where did the dog food come from?

I went shopping for a bird and bought a kite instead.