I went shopping for...but bought instead

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a bail bond and brought home James Bond instead

 

[LPBeier]

Oooooo, I think I'll just keep James, someone else will have to carry on!

 

[quicksilver]

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Crazy Lady!

Went to B.C. for James, but bought a bus ticket for the border instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a bus ticket to the border and bought a plane ticket to Mexico instead!

 

[deelady]

I went to buy a plane tkt to Mexico and bought a taco instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a taco and bought a bell instead.

 

[deelady]

LOL that was a good one Laurie!

I went shopping for a bell and bought a gong instead

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a bell but bought "The Clapper" instead!

Barbara

 

[Barbara L]

Rats! That was a good one!

I went shopping for a gong but bought a Gong Show DVD instead.

Barbara

 

[deelady]

it was a good one Barbara!
I went shopping for a gong show DVD and bought a Briney Spears video instead...(GONG!!!!)

 

[LPBeier]

Barbara the clapper was a good one. I forgot all about those!

I went shopping for a Britney Spears video but couldn't find any so I bought a National Enquirer instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for the National Enquirer, then got my brains back and bought sheet music for The National Anthem instead!

Barbara

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for sheet music for the national anthem and instead bought a pet fish.

 

[Myop]

I went shopping for a pet fish and bought a pint of ice cream instead

 

[LadyCook61]

went shopping for ice cream but bought De Icer for the driveway instead.

 

[quicksilver]

went for de icer but bought dry gas instead

 

[LadyCook61]

went for dry gas and bought regular gas instead.

 

[quicksilver]

went for gas but bought a powerball ticket instead

 

[Myop]

went to buy a powerball ticket but bought a hammer instead

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a hammber but bought a bag of nails instead