I went shopping for...but bought instead

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy an Iphone, but I bought a cell phone instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a cell phone and bought cellulite cream instead.

 

[deelady]

lol good one!!

I went shopping for cellulite cream and bought a tummy tuck instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a tummy tuck and bought TUMS instead.

 

[miniman]

I went shopping for TUMS but bought ibuprofen instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for ibuprofen but went to the doctor instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a doctor but bought a nurse instead

 

[LadyCook61]

hope it wasn't an inflatable nurse LOL
I went for a nurse but got Pepcid instead.

 

[marigeorge]

I went shopping for Pepcid and came home with heartburn instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I acquired some heartburn, but I bought Mexican food instead.

 

[lifesaver]

I went to buy some mexican food but instead i bought italian food.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for Italian food but came home with an Italian instead. (LOL don't tell my husband!)

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for an italian and ordered inalian brats instead.

 

[quicksilver]

Italian brats?

Okay. I went for i.b.s and came home with italian sub instead.

 

[lifesaver]

Yes "Italian Brats" They are a sausage.

I went to buy an italian sub and bought italian meatballs instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for meatballs and brought home motza balls instead

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for motza balls but instead bought chocolate malt balls

 

[LadyCook61]

went for malted balls and kept them and bought jelly beans.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy jelly beans, but I came home with Garbanzo beans.

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for Garbanzo beans and bought jumping beans instead.