I went shopping for...but bought instead

[LadyCook61]

I went for overalls but bought spandex instead

 

[quicksilver]

Lucky you !

Went for spandex and laughed myself sick, so I bought a moomoo instead

 

[LadyCook61]

LOL I would never wear spandex .
went for a muumuu and kept it lol and bought flip flops too

 

[quicksilver]

I went for flipflops but bought a straw hat instead

 

[LadyCook61]

went for a straw hat but bought a baseball cap instead

 

[quicksilver]

went for a ball cap, but got a haircut instead

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a haircut but bought a pair of scissors instead.

Barbara

 

[LadyCook61]

went shopping for scissors and bought perm instead.

 

[quicksilver]

went for a perm, but thought I'd look like little orphan Annie, so I bought a face mask instead.

 

[LadyCook61]

I went for a face mask but bought a day at the spa instead

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a day at the spa but bought bubble bath instead.

[Much cheaper! lol]

Barbara

 

[LadyCook61]

went shopping for bubble bath but bought blowing bubbles instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for blowing bubbles but bought a snow blower instead.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Ha ha, I could have used that one last week, Barbara!

I went to buy a snow blower but bought a row boat instead (if you lived here you would understand).

 

[Barbara L]

I went to buy a rowboat but bought a rowing machine instead.

[Thought I would save the rowboat for you Laurie!]

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Thanks, Barbara, it is almost deep enough out there!

I went shopping for a rowing machine but bought a snow cone machine instead

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a snow cone machine but bought some orange traffic cones instead.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

LOL!!!!!!

I went shopping for orange traffic cones and came home with a traffic ticket instead.

 

[marigeorge]

I went shopping for a traffic ticket and instead came home with the judge's gavel

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a judge's gavel and brought home a bail bond