I went shopping for...but bought instead

[Barbara L]

I went to buy a clown but bought a Volkswagen instead.

Barbara

 

[pdswife]

I went to buy a real clown but bought a stuffed dog instead

 

[middie]

I went to buy a stuffed dog but got a stuffed burrito instead

 

[pdswife]

I went shopping for a stuffed burrito and bought a tacotime instead

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy Tacotime, but I came out with a cab driver eating Burger King.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for Burger King but bought a queen bee instead.

Barbara

 

[middie]

Went shopping for a queen bee but got a bee sting instead

 

[quicksilver]

I went shopping for a bee sting, but got a cute avatar instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a cute avatar and bought a Darth Vader mask instead.

 

[quicksilver]

(That must be a "picture this" moment, laurie! HA!)

Went for a Darth Vader mask, but brought home Pee Wee Herman's dog instead

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for Pee Wee Herman's dog, but came home with the Little Rascals' Petie, instead.

I think that was his name

 

[SierraCook]

I went shopping for Little Rascals Petey, but came home with a Saint Bernard instead.

 

[miniman]

I went shopping for a St Bernard and came back with a Pekingnese instead

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a Pekingnese, but I decided to get a hot dog with mustard, istead.

 

[marigeorge]

I went shopping for a hot dog and mustard instead I bought restaurant on wheels (roach coach).

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a roach coach and bought a Beatle Bug instead

 

[PieSusan]

I went shopping for a Beatle Bug and came home with a SAAB.

 

[quicksilver]

went shopping for a Saab, bought a shiskabob instead

 

[miniman]

went shopping for a shishkabob and came home with a burger instead

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a burger and came home with a burglar instead