Answer a question with a question!

[pdswife]

Do you think I'd have a better shot at the job if I showed up sober??

 

[cara]

maxbe it's better for the nerves to drink before?

 

[pdswife]

lol... Can I agree 100% with you Cara?

 

[GB]

Would it hurt if you gave the interviewer a drink?

 

[pdswife]

If I gave the vet a drink (or two) do you think he'd confuse a horse for a kitty kat and give them the wrong medication??

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Did you know vets love to be bribed with drink and food?

 

[pdswife]

Do you know I should have made some chocolate chip cookies to bring with me then
because I really need a job????

 

[Fisher's Mom]

If you did that, did you know they might even fire someone to make a place for you?

 

[pdswife]

Do you think it would work if I just promised to bring treats once or twice a month if they hired me?

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Is delayed gratification ever as good?

 

[cara]

isn't any gratification good?

 

[pdswife]

But what if I don't like to wait?

 

[cara]

don't you think sometimes you have to wait?

 

[pdswife]

Do you enjoy waiting?

 

[GB]

Who likes waiting?

 

[pdswife]

would you rather wait in line or be put on hold?

 

[cara]

why do not something else instead?

 

[pdswife]

ya mean like... read a book?

 

[GB]

Which book?

 

[pdswife]

How about ... a book about the alpine lakes in Washington??