Yep, Pytn, I've seen the commercial. In the end the turkey looks as big as the 33-pounder I cooked about 15 years ago.
As for how we cook our turkey, I have been brining them in recent years. Nothing fancy, just salt and water.
However, I make a mixture of melted butter and white wine and submerge a lot of cheesecloth in it and then drape it over the top of the turkey. While the turkey bakes, breast up, I baste with the remaining butter/white wine mixture.
Our turkey is always Norman Rockwell bronze and moist. Been doing this for years and years so it's one of those "if it ain't broke; don't break it" situations.
As for how we cook our turkey, I have been brining them in recent years. Nothing fancy, just salt and water.
However, I make a mixture of melted butter and white wine and submerge a lot of cheesecloth in it and then drape it over the top of the turkey. While the turkey bakes, breast up, I baste with the remaining butter/white wine mixture.
Our turkey is always Norman Rockwell bronze and moist. Been doing this for years and years so it's one of those "if it ain't broke; don't break it" situations.