Today's Funny

[dragnlaw]

My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.

Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza..... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?

 

[medtran49]

My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.

Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza..... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?

2020?

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[dragnlaw]

medtran, I read it as 'goal in 2020' to lose 10 lb.
It's now 2024 and I only have 14 lb to go, no?

K'girl, I always suspected you were my sister!

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[Kathleen]

@dragnlaw Secretariat's jockey supposedly told the woman that he ended up marrying "I'm taller when I am standing on my wallet" when he first met her.

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Andy M.]

I've reached that time in my life where it's no longer appropriate to use the word "untimely" in my obituary

 

[Kathleen]

I've reached that time in my life where it's no longer appropriate to use the word "untimely" in my obituary

Yes, but everyone should know to be kind to you because "Life in prison" is no longer a deterrent.

 

[Andy M.]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[dragnlaw]

K'girl! I hope you didn't take that picture from out your window!
That is just sooo funny!

Andy, you have no idea how many times I've said that!
On the farm during the spring thaw, the driveway would get very soft and cars and trucks left ruts. One year it was so bad I put across the drive some saw horses with the sign dégel
My bro came home and asked what it meant... I didn`t even realize I had used a french word and for the life of me could not think of the english word. All I could say was "Well, yuh know, when you take out an ice cube and leave it on the counter and it ... umm, you know... it melts?"

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[dragnlaw]