I went shopping for...but bought instead

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a scarf but bought mittens instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for mittens, but I bought some slipper socks instead.

 

[lifesaver]

I went shopping for slipper socks but bought non-skid slippers instead

 

[lifesaver]

i went shopping for non-skid slippers but bought a house coat instead.

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a housecoat but bought a houseboat instead

 

[lifesaver]

i went shopping for a house boat but bought a sail boat instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a sailboat but bought a cruise instead.

 

[lifesaver]

i went shopping for a cruise but bought a cruise ship instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a cruise ship but bought a locomotive instead.

 

[Cooksie]

I went shopping for a locomotive but bought a conductor instead.

 

[lifesaver]

i went shopping for a conducter but bought a caboose instead

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy a caboose, but I picked up a Radio Flyer wagon instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a Radio Flyer Wagon and bought an FM Radio instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for an FM radio but bought the DVD movie "Radio" instead.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for the DVD "Radio" and bought radial tires instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for radial tires but bought a tire swing instead.

Barbara

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a tire swing but I bought a spare tire instead.

 

[LadyCook61]

went shopping for a spare tire but bought a year's worth of exercise at a fitness center to lose my spare tire . ;-)

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy a year's worth of fitness at a local gym, but I had to buy crutches, because I broke my ankle the first night of aerobics.

 

[SierraCook]

I went shopping for a crutches but I bought a bamboo cane instead.