I went shopping for...but bought instead

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a stack of pancakes but bought french toast instead

 

[middie]

I went shopping for French Toast and got a French Baquette instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for French Baquette and got pumpernickel instead.

 

[middie]

Went shopping for Pumpernickel and got the dip instead

 

[miniman]

Went shopping for dip but came home with a swimming pool instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a swimming pool but came home with a bird bath instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a bird bath but bought a parakeet instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a parakeet but bought a parrot instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for a parrot but bought some crackers instead

 

[middie]

Went to buy some crackers and got some cookies instead

 

[Luvs2Cook]

I went shopping for cookies but bought bubble gum instead

 

[middie]

Went shopping for bubble gum but got bubble bath stuff instead

 

[LadyCook61]

went shopping for bubble bath but bought shampoo instead.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

went shopping for shampoo but bought conditioner instead

 

[GrantsKat]

I went shopping for conditioner but bought a haircut instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a haircut but bought a wig instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to shopping for a place that sells a lovley wig, but came home with a dust mop instead.

 

[GrantsKat]

I went shopping for a dust mop but came home with a maid instead

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a maid and came home with butler instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went looking for a reputable butler, but came home with the landscaper instead.