Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Today is VALENTINES DAY! In The Lounge today we have the lights dimmed and candles lit!
We ALSO have a buffet prepared! EVERYTHING to eat is heart shapped. Even the soup! We have spared NO expense. All the rooms at the Bed & Breakfast are HALF PRICE too! For you singles, we have a man and a women from the local modeling agency ready to take pictures with you! Dont go back to work with your head down. Show off your pictures!
Have drink. Relax in our jacuzzi or one of our massage chairs!
Hungry but want something more formal? Have a 4 course dinner in our dinning room!
Just want to party? Go to The Grotto!! We have 6 margarita makers! Have a blast outside under party lights and a beautiful fountain!

We have it all!

 

[pdswife]

Thanks for the invite Sushi!

I'll have one of those Margaritas please.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

yes MA'AM!!! Hey. Which flavor you want?

 

[middie]

*jumping into jacuzzi*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Big and Rich are playing tonight at The Lounge!!! *churning Butter* GO MIDDIE!!!! woooo HOOOOOOOO!!!!! A Neil Diamond impersonator will also play.

 

[pdswife]

Neil is one of my favorites! I wouldn't miss it.

And strawberry sounds good Sushi. Thanks!!!

 

[middie]

Sush... eyes on the margarita machine otherwise it'll spill everywhere !

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*pouring PDSwife a strawberry margarita* Here you go PDS! Enjoy our light show here at The Grotto!

 

[pdswife]

Thanks Sushi!
This is the best drink I've had all day!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Hey Thanks! Why dont you go over to one of the massage chairs inside? They ROCK!!!!!

 

[pdswife]

Do they come with a tall dark man to rub my feet???

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Ummmmm..... no. You could order a black russian though.

 

[pdswife]

I'll just have to bring Paulie along then. The guy has to earn his keep.

 

[jkath]

Since the modeling agency forgot to send the females over, I think we girls need to perk up the photos - I mean after all, cute as he is, I don't think the guys want to pose with Mr. February. Whaddya say?

 

[middie]

Then I have to change cause this bathing suit isn't gonna work

 

[jkath]

Why not? It's red with little white hearts on it! It goes well with the maribou shoes, anyway.
Say Cheese, middie! **FLASH**

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Oh good! Fill ins! I better run to my room and get my tie on!

 

[jkath]

Nice tie! Very nice. Is that suit Armani or Joseph Abboud? And, are you wearing italian loafers?

*jkath ducks out just before she is mobbed by a pack of screaming sushi fans*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

fans? what fans? *looking over shoulder* ARRRRRRRRGGGH!!!!!! *Sushi running and screaming like little girl* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Sushi thinking to self...... maybe its the TIE!* *throwing tie away* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *running through B&B, telling everyone to try the creme brulee, and out the back door into Pine Forest Maze*

 

[jkath]

(*opening door *)
"He went that-a-way, girls!!!!"