Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[Bangbang]

Here you go, KayL...Bang, there's a bed waiting for you and a lovely nurse specializing in gastric issues. She's assigned to feed you rice pudding in small spoonfulls. Bon appetit and sweet dreams!

Hey Why the restraints........and will someone do something about those bugs under my skin. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*popping in Bangs room* Hi Bang. *hitting button that releases Bang* There ya go! Crewsk made some BBQ pork with string beans(with butter and bread crums) and garlic smashed potatos for you! Try to stay away from making mushroom soup again please. SOme of them are NOT good for you!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*polishing brass at bar* Open for business folks. What will ya have? Is this polish toxic?!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*looking around* okie dokie. Place is empty.

(LICK!!!!!!!!!!!!) Thats IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im having a drink.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*having another Guiness* I have the whole place to myself! *turning on Caddy Shack Theme* WOOOOO HOOOOO!!! *dancing like the gopher*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Im lonely. And we need advertising! This sucks. Im going to have another tasty beverage and THEN I going to do an advertising campaign. Where is the STAFF???!!!!


What a horrible night. *looking at tumble weed* Ahhh.... *tumble weed looking at Sushi* I had too much to drink.

 

[KAYLINDA]

Sushi!!!!! Yooooo Hoooooo....wake up!!! My gosh...one too many Guiness's!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... what kinda ket for ya?

 

[KAYLINDA]

If it puts you to sleep that well...I'll have a guiness!

 

[Maidrite]

Sushi ,don't bogart the booze pass one over !

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Maidrite here is my famous BLUE drink. Yes.... blue. I order drinks on color.

 

[SierraCook]

If it puts you to sleep that well...I'll have a guiness!

Me, too. I love Guiness.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*serving Sierra a BIG glass of Guiness* here ya go ma'am!


Please pick out the next song!

 

[SierraCook]

Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*putting in CD* Here we go!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

I want to play a CD I just got. It has sounds of the forest and rain and thunderstorms and stuff. Maybe it will relax folks. Its 1:50am over here. What do you think? Its a MOOD cd.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Please disregard the message that was here. I was very intoxicated and going thru my bills. It was overwhelming. I wasnt in the best of moods either. I had a bad Friday. My starter in my car went out. I was late for work. My manager is on my rear side. Anyways, Im fine. Things just seemed overwhelming at the moment. Just afraid that my plans wont work out. And all the bad things happening in the world are not too uplifting either. Sorry to bring all that into the forum.
Anyhew, business as usual.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Hey! Its Kenny Chesney AND Renee Zellweger!! They are here for a night or two during Labor Day weekend. I gave them the Rainforest Room.

Alright staff..... distract Kenny. I need some time with Renee. I know shes married but I just want to stare into those eyes for a minute or 2! Wow!
They are under an alias. They want to be called Tommy Figgerhill and Eva Gorlongia.

 

[middie]

going to distract kenny.
i'll be gone awhile
*evil grin*

 

[KAYLINDA]

does that leave me to do all the cooking again? geez...this isn't fair! lol