Bangbang
Executive Chef
Bang staggers in and falls flat on his face.
Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast
- Thread starter -DEADLY SUSHI-
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
*getting forklift* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Ok Bang, youre in good...... forks. 
*driving into elevator* ......... *pressing BASEMENT button* I'll put ya in bed. As soon as this elevator gets going!
*driving into elevator* ......... *pressing BASEMENT button* I'll put ya in bed. As soon as this elevator gets going!
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Just waiting for the elevator to move here. Man, its getting warm in here. 
*turning off forklift*
*turning off forklift*
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
UH-ohhhhhhh.......
I dont think the elevator can take the weight of the forklift. 
*pushing EMERGENCY button* HELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont think the elevator can take the weight of the forklift. *pushing EMERGENCY button* HELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!! *banging on elevator door* ANYONE OUT THERE? Bang and I are stuck in the ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thier1754
Head Chef
*Thier arrives with a sledge hammer and demolishes the door, extracting Sushi and Bang.* Sometimes brute force works best!! Hi, guys!
Bangbang
Executive Chef
Bang hurls all over the elevator.
KAYLINDA
Head Chef
I will have a small Kc....cooked mr...and a baked potato. Salad with thousand island. And thank you all so much!
KAYLINDA
Head Chef
Oh! And could I have the table the farthest from the elevator? lol
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Oh thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Thier!!!!!! Youre the best! 
It was HOT in their! Water please. Twist of lime!
It was HOT in their! Water please. Twist of lime!
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Lets get Bang to his room in the basement. Thanks for the water! I have a REALLY bad taste for chocolate chip cookies. Is PAbaker around?!
thier1754
Head Chef
Here you go, KayL...Bang, there's a bed waiting for you and a lovely nurse specializing in gastric issues. She's assigned to feed you rice pudding in small spoonfulls. Bon appetit and sweet dreams!
thier1754
Head Chef
You mean like these cookies I just took out of the oven???
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drinking some water and diving into cookies*PERFECT!!!!
*grabbing cookies and walking up the stairs to bedroom*Thanks Thier!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im going to sleep with my cookies.
No one bug me till tomorrow.
thier1754
Head Chef
No crumbs in the sheets, young man! *Tucking Sushi in, closing his door and hanging a "Do not disturb" sign on the knob...Tiptoeing away...*
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
*hanging beads* Ok New Orleans is closed. Not US! We have to take up the slack!!!!!
Drinks and appetizers are half price after 5pm!!!!!!!
We have the blues and jazz playing. I booked a band for tomorrow.
People lets get HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! 
Drinks and appetizers are half price after 5pm!!!!!!!
We have the blues and jazz playing. I booked a band for tomorrow.
People lets get HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
thier1754
Head Chef
We're happy here in Gig Harbor!!
middie
Chef Extraordinaire
sush... do you think we can bring some of the people from new orleans here ?
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-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
If I can Middie! Free rooms for folks that went thru the hurricane! But we have only 32 rooms. God help the folks that are suffering. We will have golf cart races at 8pm CST. Im sooooooooooo tired. *going into elevator*
Im sooooooooooo tired. *going into elevator*
Maidrite
Contest Winner
Now is the Time to pray hard, and Loud ! Can I have a Double shot of Milk ?
