I'm going to preface this by saying it isn't meant to offend anyone. Okay, that out of the way...
My younger brother, 5 years younger, has a sense of humor that just won't quit. We spend a lot of time on the phone since we live about an hour from each other.
We were trading jokes a few days ago and he told me a joke he came up a gazillion years ago. Ready...
What do Asian folks call constipation? "Hung chow."
Sorry. Had to share it with someone.
Said he must have been 16 or so when this developed in his goofy mind! P.S. He's 70 now.