The Warden and I were driving to Miami on our Honeymoon....
We saw a sign "Kissimmee" ..... She said,"KISS-a-me ??".... I responded, "No, Ki-SIM-me.... We debated that for a while.... Shortly after, we stopped at an outlet of our favorite fast-food joint fo lunch.....
The Warden asked the gal behind the counter, "Where are we ?? How do y'all pronounce it ?"
The gal responded , "BURR-Gurr- KING" !!