I'm afraid something like that would only get me on Cops if they were still doing the show, and then the camera would be on me being arrested. Cops have their own humor, but wrapping flour in bags and making garbage bags look like human bodies are not something they find amusing. Also, they are not amused, after finding a leg in a dumpster, at some smart-ass 7-11 clerk putting up a sign saying "MISSING LEG. IF FOUND, CALL 555-555-5555." I know this because they took down my sign and forbade me to put it up again.