rodentraiser
Head Chef
I went grocery shopping last month and a week ago I decided to make refried beans. Took the bag of beans out and started pouring them out in my hand like I always do to look through them. Then...wait! These don't look like beans. Well, they are. But they're not pinto beans.
I take another look at the bag and I have dried garbanzo beans.
OK, that one was funny.
I go shopping last night (made sure I got pinto beans this time!) and see exactly what I wanted as I walked into the store. Drumsticks! And cheap, too. So I grab a package
Today I open the package to separate the drumsticks to put them in the freezer and what do I have? Not drumsticks. I have chicken breasts. How the Sam Hill could I hold up a package of chicken breasts, look right at it, and think they were drumsticks?
So from experimenting with washing my hair with mayonnaise (don't ask), spilling a glass of water on my keyboard, having the power go out in the grocery store while I was shopping which necessitated a trip out to another store today in the snow, and now having TEN chicken breasts in the freezer, this has been a fun week.
Aside from asking you all what in H3LL should I do with all that chicken, what's the weirdest thing you've ever brought home from the grocery store, on purpose or by accident?
Edited to add, OK, I just saw beer marinated chicken tacos. I don't have Mexican beer, or chicken thighs or tacos, but I do have Guiness, breasts, tostadas, AND tortillas. I'm desperate. I'll grill them in my oven. It'll give the fire department something to do this weekend.
I take another look at the bag and I have dried garbanzo beans.
OK, that one was funny.
I go shopping last night (made sure I got pinto beans this time!) and see exactly what I wanted as I walked into the store. Drumsticks! And cheap, too. So I grab a package
Today I open the package to separate the drumsticks to put them in the freezer and what do I have? Not drumsticks. I have chicken breasts. How the Sam Hill could I hold up a package of chicken breasts, look right at it, and think they were drumsticks?
So from experimenting with washing my hair with mayonnaise (don't ask), spilling a glass of water on my keyboard, having the power go out in the grocery store while I was shopping which necessitated a trip out to another store today in the snow, and now having TEN chicken breasts in the freezer, this has been a fun week.
Aside from asking you all what in H3LL should I do with all that chicken, what's the weirdest thing you've ever brought home from the grocery store, on purpose or by accident?
Edited to add, OK, I just saw beer marinated chicken tacos. I don't have Mexican beer, or chicken thighs or tacos, but I do have Guiness, breasts, tostadas, AND tortillas. I'm desperate. I'll grill them in my oven. It'll give the fire department something to do this weekend.
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