Dawgluver
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I'm not trying to lose weight but would like to redistribute some.
It wouldn't have to be moved far. Just from my belly to my behind.
You see, I suffer from the men's disease "Noasitol".
The primary warning sign is a constant hitching up of the britches as they yield to the pull of gravity.
If you constantly have the sensation of a reverse snuggie you just may have noasitol.
I didn't realize it had a name! And it's not just men, I, too, have Noasitol. Thanks, Jeff, for putting a name to the, uh, not the face.