That wouldn't be me. Bratwurst dog got bitten a few years ago by a pigmi (sp?) ratlesnake, right on the bridge of his nose. Poor baby! It was touch and go for 3 days, 'cause he, unbenounced to me, worked out the medicine I gave him.I had to take off work and he didn't eat or drink the whole time. Had to carry him out to piddle.
Then a couple of weeks ago, a neighbor killed a rattler in his driveway that was thick as my wrist, threw it in the canal for the gators to eat. Yuk!
TPBM has snake tales too.............