And what shade of polish are you going to give his toes!
Have you ever seen a picture of on of those turkeys roasted with tinfoil to give it bikini tan lines? Verry funny looking bird. I'm thinking that a suitable bra could be placed on ole Sushi while he's sleeping, add some spray-on tan, and voilla. Now it would have to be washable. This should only be a good prank for a couple of minutes, maybe a poloroid or two. But defineitely, wouldn't want to give it to one of my bro's too badly. I mean, the guys never done anything to me. But we could make him sweat a bit.
Oh, and if he's a good sport about it, he desearves somthin' special. I'm thinking 3 lbs of amazing jerky, nice and flavorful, smoked with maple and apple wood, with a hint of brown sugar, some onion, salt, maybe some extra lite soy sauce, and lots of black pepper. I'll make the jerky. Any of you fabulous ladies care to make him a suitable desert, you know, maybe something he could wear on his head? I'm thinking an Abe Lincoln style hat made from softened gingerbread, and coated with a nice ganache, but firmed up with more cocoa butter.
Seeeeeya; Goodweed of the North