Mudbug's Hot Tub for Refined Ladies Who are Kind to Animals

[jkath]

Psst... Hey Goodweed!

What do you say right after sundown, I put this this brand new keg of margarita fizzies on OUR side of the fence?

Don't tell the gals though!!



John

Hey Middie! Help me with this long straw!

 

[Half Baked]

I brought a hose. We can get it into our container.

 

[middie]

Jkath it's not one of those swirly straws is it ?

 

[jkath]

ooooooooooooooh! Jan, you read my mind!
(and middie, if I'd have thought of a swirly straw, I would have used it as a pea shooter for the boys!)

 

[middie]

Wouldn't that make it harder to spit them out ?

 

[jkath]

yep - I meant I'd GIVE it to the boys...heh heh heh

So, who wants some of my lemon meringue pie?

 

[pdswife]

I'll take a slice! Nice to see ya Jkath.
Hey.. can I have a lemon drop drink to go with that?

 

[jkath]

hmmmmmm...try this one - it's one of my faves:

Sugared rim in a tall glass, with fresh lemonade and vanilla vodka, over ice. Cherry on top.

 

[pdswife]

ok! Yummy! That's good! Nice and refreshing. Just what the dr. ordered.

Thank you!!

 

[jkath]

and the doc ordered 2 for me.....

hey, has anyone seen Michael, our new hairdresser? I need a cut and color.

 

[pdswife]

If you mix up the dye...I'd be willing to put it on for you... I've only had one of your lemon drinks.

 

[middie]

I'd love a slice of pie. I'll help myself while Pds is doing your hair.

 

[mudbug]

Any pie left? Right after I eat it, I'm gonna climb up on that massage table and have Sven work me over. Sven, please pay particular attention to my feet, please.

Is that country music I hear wafting over from the lake? Let's turn up the secret microphones I had Scott and Steve install and listen in.

 

[amber]

Hi ladies! I need a quick swim in the pool to cool me down, then I would love a massage as well. Feet, arms, legs, back, neck, shoulders, head..a head massage is so relaxing I could fall asleep.

 

[pdswife]

Have a nice nap Amber and when you get up... I'll have a batch
of oatmeal cookies warm from the oven for you.

 

[amber]

That massage was fantastic! I couldnt fall asleep because of that delicious aroma of oatmeal cookies. Thank you dear pds. It's been ages since someone has cooked anything for me. These are yummy!

 

[pdswife]

Would you like an ice cold glass of milk?

 

[Half Baked]

It's been an evil day for me. I would love a massage, someone to peel my shrimp, a champ with raspberries and a little oj and someone to distract me with charming repartee.

 

[amber]

Would you like an ice cold glass of milk?

Yes please!

 

[amber]

It's been an evil day for me. I would love a massage, someone to peel my shrimp, a champ with raspberries and a little oj and someone to distract me with charming repartee.

Lie down on the massage table hun, I'll ask one of the guys to come around with shrimp, and champagne. Do you want any dipping sauce with your shrimp?