After laundry, I told DH we both needed new undies. The elastic in his boxer/ briefs is shot. He said, no, they've now gotten to the really comfortable stage.
Fine with me. I did tell him about the car accident thing we all heard from our mothers.
Our hubbies must be related. I tried to throw out one of his white undershirts because the neck was hanging literally by a few threads - there were more holes than attached pieces. He said he liked it that way....but never explained why.